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Beastly Gimmick


— Single or not, reblog to see what you get.

incrediblesunshine:

<3 = I’m falling for you.

:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.

;) = I like you a lot.

:( = You should talk to me more.

:D = You’re sexy/beautiful.

;O = I want to be best friends.

:P = I want you more than anything.

:K = Kiss me.

:| = You annoy me.

* = We need to make out!

<*3 = I want a relationship with you.

8D = I want to do sexual things with you.

(Source: questionabledreams)

MAC please stop 

MAC please stop 

buttholeos:

If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about

posted: 8 hours ago (3,012 notes)
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— Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

.

chandra-nalaar:

bace-jeleren:

mtg-talk:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Unmake the Grave - MtG by AaronMiller


That facial expression though

"HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T ACTUALLY EXPECT THIS TO WORK FUCK I KNOW NOTHING OF COMMANDING AN UNDEAD ARMY FUCK!!!"

same

chandra-nalaar:

bace-jeleren:

mtg-talk:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Unmake the Grave - MtG by AaronMiller

image

That facial expression though

"HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T ACTUALLY EXPECT THIS TO WORK FUCK I KNOW NOTHING OF COMMANDING AN UNDEAD ARMY FUCK!!!"

same

cut them and tie them together and keep a cap sleeve rope on hand in the event of an emergency

i dont even need to cut them

okay but what do i do with these six orphaned cap sleeves

okay but what do i do with these six orphaned cap sleeves

the look: girly fit tees with nice prints and the sleeves cut off so they fit great

I need to like

commit to shaving my pits though god

You don’t know how to live, man

i dont even have a job yet shoosh

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Well then come to London and buy like 60000 of them then go back it’s faster than ottawa

im not doing 4 hours each direction involving a via rail train for bulk bagels

spiritofnyx:

thnx tumblr mobile

spiritofnyx:

thnx tumblr mobile

posted: 14 hours ago (132 notes)
via: bogmoth | ori: spiritofnyx