Land of Vaults

I got $280 in cash for my birthday

I now have 2 $100 bills

I’m a bit stunned

I just realized that I was reading the Vampire Hunter D novels in like grade 4 and 5 

there is a lot of weird sex in there that probably passed over my head

underdomeriot:

build a bara workshop

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero)

bythepowercosmic:

Uncanny X-Men #5

octupac:

hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks 

maidoflife:

I promised I’d do another giveaway when I reached 1,600 followers

so here it is!

What you could win:

•  $50 to spend at Topatoco, WhatPumpkin, or The RoosterTeeth Store! 
• A aspect pillow or an attempt at a aspect blanket (it will be small like 3ftx4ft)

Rules:

• 5 reblogs and one like equaling in 6 chances to win
• you don’t have to be following me but I’d appreciate it since this is a follower giveaway uwu

The giveaway will be over on June 14th 

wishkind:

300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool

you can win:

• a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
• a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
• u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg

RULES!! (read wow)

• reblog as much as you want!! idc man (but be kind to your followers)
• likes dont count but it dosent hurt to like!! (hahh ah)(ha)
• make sure ask box is open omg
• you dont have to be following me, but if you do ill throw in something a little extra for you uwu (maybe)
• if you dont respond within 25 hours sorry man but im picking another winner
• you have to be content w/ giving me your address
• no giveaway/side blogs! 
• ends 3rd of July!!

yeah thats it!! good luck uwu

thunerstorm could you not

(Source: christinaposabule)

bennyslegs:

unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time